Geriatric Mamas

2024 Parenting Trends: A Millennial & ‘Geriatric Gen Z’ Mixed Tape!

On this episode, Sonia and Jessica discuss the parenting trends that have emerged in 2024. They weigh in on setting strict baby boundaries, nesting parties over baby showers, the gentle parenting revolution, the rise of weed moms vs. wine moms, grandparents choosing unconventional titles and pregnancy announcements vs. hard launching babies. (Like Paris Hilton; not NASA).
For more resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!
 
Topics discussed in this episode:
Hey Geriatric Mamas! (17:07)
Setting Strict Baby Boundaries (18:15)
Nesting Parties (24:01)
Is Gentle Parenting Out? (40:14)
Unwinding After A Busy Day (49:06)
Custom Grandparent Names (55:57)
Opting Out of Pregnancy Announcements (1:04:03)
A Very Geriatric Bonus Track (1:15:25)

Who Are They Calling Geriatric?! With Mariela De Santiago!

On this episode Sonia and Jessica are joined by Mariela De Santiago from the Mama Wears Athleisure podcast, they dive into what it’s like being ‘geriatric mamas’, exactly when they heard the term ‘geriatric pregnancy’ for the first time, whether or not the phrase is actually being phased out and they weigh in on the replacement phrase… is it really that much better?
For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
Welcome Mama Wears Athleisure! (1:54)
When Was the First Time You Heard the Term ‘Geriatric’? (3:20)
Is the Term ‘Geriatric Pregnancy’ Really Being Phased Out? (9:06)
Is the New Term ‘Advanced Maternal Age’ Better? (13:37)
Stories From Women Who’ve Had Babies Later In Life (19:55)

Geriatric Happy Hour: Significant Others Need Not Listen; There's Nothing to See Here!

On this Geriatric Happy Hour, Sonia and Jessica discuss geriatric wisdom tooth recovery, reasons why mamas get flat tires sometimes, societal improvements that need to happen for parents, (you’re welcome)! Self-validation as moms, things they know in their forties that they wish they knew in their twenties- and also some Easter basket ideas, because Easter is in March for some reason this year; (wtf?)
For a full list of resources, please check the show notes here!
 
Topics discussed in this episode:
Welcome to this Geriatric Happy Hour (22:56)
Societal Improvements That Need to Happen for Moms and Parents in General (23:32)
Self-Validation for Moms (38:50)
Truths we know in our 40s we wish we knew in our 20s (49:20)
Easter Is In March… A Bit of a Rant… This is Not Sunday School, Sonia Used to Be the Real Easter Bunny (01:01:47)
When The Easter Basket Ideas Topic Actually Begins, Minus the Crocs (01:06:09)
 

Technology & Screen Time With Alyssa: This Podcast is Now Officially Geriatric!

On this episode Sonia and Jessica are joined by Alyssa, who happens to be a former elementary school teacher, to discuss technology and screen time for little ones. They weigh in on facing the challenges of balancing screen time, parental controls, internet safety, promoting digital well-being, tech-free activities, and educational technology options. They also discuss the fact that geriatric moms are ‘too old’ to have their wisdom teeth removed, at some point Sonia mistakenly calls Khloe Kardashian Kourtney a few times (and no one notices). Also, when in doubt, there’s always Ms. Rachel, so we should all feel #Grateful and #Blessed.
For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
This Podcast Is Officially Geriatric! Welcome To Episode 35! (12:18)
Intro To Technology & Screen Time For Littles (12:55)
How To Balance Screen Time (13:46)
What Parental Controls Are Available For Popular Devices And Platforms/Apps?(16:15)
YouTube Controls & iPhone Guided Access (19:49)
Tips For Promoting Digital Well-Being (23:08)
Why Does Screen Time Have Such A Bad Reputation? (26:17)
What Are The Current Recommendations For Screen Time Limits Based On Age Groups And Developmental Stages? (31:14)
Some Of the Best Options For Educational Technology For When Alyssa Wants to Watch Ms. Rachel (36:20)
Proof of Life, Do Not Disturb & Exiting The Group Chat During Your Luteal Phase Could Be Considered Passive Aggressive, But Are Still Better Than Murder (45:45)
Encouraging Children to Use Technology Creatively (51:15)
Teaching Children Internet Safety (54:02)
Learning During Covid (56:33)
Ms. Rachel (01:03:05)
 

Geriatric Coffee Convos & Happy Hour Mash Up: The Alabama Embryo Ruling & Screen Time Faves!

On this Geriatric Coffee Convos and Happy Hour Mash Up, Sonia and Jessica discuss who’s drinking what beverage, weigh in on the Alabama Supreme Court ruling about embryos, the pros and cons of their children’s past and current favorite tv shows, the reality of screen time, mommy blogger Ruby Franke, the Gabriel Fernandez case and binge-worthy tv shows for after the babies go to bed.
For a full list of resources mentioned in this episode please visit the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
Welcome to this Geriatric Mash Up (11:37)
The Alabama Supreme Court Ruling About Embryos (14:01)
Pros & Cons Of Favorite Children’s TV Shows and Screen Time (27:26)
The Mommy Blogger, Ruby Franke Case (52:34)
The Gabriel Fernandez Case (57:29)
Shows We’re Binging After the Babies Go To Bed (01:01:55)

A Prehistoric Birthday Special With BFF Guests Tiff & Mama Manda!

On this Prehistoric Birthday Special episode, Sonia and Jessica are joined by surprise guests Tiffany Baynard and Amanda Allen to discuss stories and experiences about aging, keeping children safe at the pool, strangers invading their children’s personal space in stores, answer questions from Instagram followers, aka talk through their memorable (& geriatric millennial) concert experiences and weigh in on emotions surrounding the gender reveal of their children. In summary, this episode is proof that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
For a full list of resources and photos mentioned, please visit the show notes here!
 
Topics discussed in this episode:
Surprise! Go Shorty It’s Your Birthday! (1:04)
Trying to Pop the Champagne (4:14)
Tips on Becoming a Fossil (5:57)
Intro to Birthday Special! (11:23)
Keeping Babies Safe At the Pool & Hot Tub (12:17)
Personal Space with Babies in Stores & Handling Unwanted interactions (22:09)
Jessica Answers Questions from Instagram Followers (46:42)
The Best Concert Jess Has Ever Been To (57:06)
See What Our Instagram Followers Had to Say To Finnish the Sentence: We’re Geriatric Mamas, Of course We! (1:03:33)
Jessica Drops a Bomb, The Girls Had No Idea This Had Happened! (1:11:24)
 

Experiencing & Coping with Loss: Courtney's Story!

On this episode, Sonia and Jessica are joined by Courtney, aka Adam’s fabulous Aunt. Her name has been mentioned several times on the podcast and she’s the reason why ‘Geriatric Happy Hour’ was created. Courtney is joining the Geriatric Mamas to share the story of her two beautiful angel babies, being their mama, coping with loss and the unimaginable grief of loosing her children to SMA Type One in infancy. Also, the state in which Jessica showed up to meet Adam’s family for the first time, (photo in the show notes for your enjoyment).
For a list of resources mentioned in this episode please visit the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
Welcome Courtney! (2:50)
Courtney’s Story (7:49)
Coping With Loss (1:21:13)
Things People Say And Do To Try And Help, That Are Not Actually Helpful (1:30:30)
The Best Thing People Can Say To Someone Who Has Experienced This Kind of Loss (1:33:22)
Advice For Moms Who Have Also Experienced Loss (1:34:24)
Treatments For SMA (1:42:03)

The Zodiac Signs As Mamas!

On this episode, Sonia and Jessica discuss the zodiac signs as moms! They’re not experts on astrology, but both love using it as a reference and guessing people’s signs. So, they did some research and found a general consensus on what the signs are like as moms, and also which mom friends you’ll want to (or not want to) schedule play dates with according to your astrological compatibility.
For a full list of resources, visit the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
Hey Geriatric Mamas! (4:24)
We’re So Excited To Talk About Astrology! (5:41)
The Zodiac Signs As Moms (6:41)
Aries Mamas (8:35)
Taurus Mamas (10:55)
Gemini Mamas (12:41)
Cancer Mamas (14:20)
Leo Mamas (20:39)
Virgo Mamas (22:38)
Libra Mamas (24:57)
Scorpio Mamas (30:32)
Sagittarius Mamas (32:39)
Capricorn Mamas (34:17)
Aquarius Mamas (38:20)
Pisces Mamas (42:36)
Trying To Go Back To Drinking Wine After Having A Baby (49:44)
Geriatric Bonus Track (56:51)

Geriatric Coffee Convos: We’re ‘Old Moms’, Of Course We Talk About It On A Podcast!

On this Geriatric Coffee Convos episode, Sonia and Jessica discuss how they got through the two week wait after doing IVF embaby transfers, the latest instagram reel trend (but make it the ‘we’re old moms’ version), they weigh-in on the surrogacy gestational carrier who was asked to terminate a healthy pregnancy by intended parents story, and give an update on the status of their new year’s resolutions.
For a complete list of resources mentioned on this episode please visit the show notes here! 
Topics discussed in this episode:
Welcome to Geriatric Coffee Convos (13:34)
Anonymous Facebook Post About the IVF Two Week wait (14:56)
‘We’re Old Moms’ Instagram Reel (27:58)
Intended Parents Demand Surrogate Terminate Healthy Pregnancy — But She Decided to Have the Baby Anyway (37:46)
The Follow Through On NYE Resolutions (51:14)

HOPEisode: Nichole's Story

On this episode, Sonia and Jessica read a HOPEisode story submitted by Nichole, Alyssa and Jessica’s high school friend. Nichole recently turned forty and her miracle rainbow baby boy is due in March of 2024! Listen as the Geriatric Mamas share her struggle and journey to become a mama later in life and the words that came out of her OBGYN’s mouth. The Geriatric Mamas also weigh in on ‘older mom’ instagram posts by Blogger Victoria Bye and and Digital Creator Courtney Brennan! (Hashtag: ImNotOldAmI and DoOtherOlderMomsFeelThisWayOrIsItJustMe question mark. exclamation point.)
For a full list of resources mentioned in this episode, please check the show notes here!
Topics discussed in this episode:
Nichole’s Story (10:21)
From Moldy Eggs, to Speckled Marbles and Sexy Menopause (25:10)
Send Us Your Story OR Crazy Things Your Doctor Has Said! (32:32)
Instagram Post By Victoria Bye On Being A ‘Geriatric Mother’ (33:57)
Instagram Post By Courtney Brennan On ‘Geriatric Pregnancy’ (39:02)